California Fires earn state “Hell on Earth” Title

Ravaged by blazes that have consumed nearly half of the state’s entire land area, the prince of darkness himseld, Satan, was happy to announce that California will henceforth be renamed as “Hell on Earth”.
With a trademark rasp in his voice and an unmistakle aura that seemed to scream “don’t trust me”, the man in red had [...]

Faceless Alien Couples – Who Dat Be?

WOW!  At first this freaked me out, then I thought about it, got more freaked out and stopped looking at the pictures.
Recently, at a number of high profile events, photographers have captured what appear to be people WITHOUT FACES.  I kid you not.  Go to the Drudge Report and check the article about “Faceless Couples” [...]

Man Wallops Wax Hitler

Hitler died decades ago.  Yet for a brief instant he was poised to sit, fully clad in Nazi get up, in the heart of Berlin yet again.  Fate would deem the the second go around a far shorter ordeal for the German people than the all too unforgettable first.
Der Furher is head of state no [...]

Barack Hussein Obama, or Mr. President to You

I am not a political man.  Not in the American, or the real sense anyway.  I have never voted in any presidential election, choosing the lesser of two evils is not my cup of tea.  I have read Plato’s Republic, a Brief History of the World, Aristotle, Machiavelli, etc. and I understand the concept of [...]

Is Hillary Still Alive?

 
I do not mean this in the political sense.
I do not mean this in the metaphorical sense.
I do mean this, however, in the most honest, inquisitive, postulating sense I could ever mean anything.
 
Is Hillary Clinton still alive?  You see, I have been gazing at the television screen and at the papers and billboard ads at [...]

The Reason I am not President

I sat around thinking today, and suddenly, as if out of the blue, I became infuriated.  Like Napoleon on crack, or Socrates with six Red Bulls, a Ho-Ho and some Wheat Thins, my mind surged and drove me on to delusional thoughts of my own grandiose importance.
 Why am I not president I thought.
Why the H#ll [...]

Ways to Appear Cool – Public Places

 
It recently dawned on me that the single most important thing in the lives of most people is to look cool.  Not simply, hey I bought some name brand clothes and paid $12 bucks at Great Clips for a new doo, type of a cool.  But really, truly, cool.  Like James Dean mixed with part [...]

Paris Hilton + Jail + Reality TV = The Inmate Life

Needless to say, this would be the greatest television show of all time.
 All time.  There, I said it twice, so now it has to be true.
 Paris Hilton is a socialite/heiress/billionaire-debutante to the ‘nth degree.  She dates and does whatever she wants, feels no remorse, and flaunts her luxurious blonde locks in the face of all [...]

Putin – The Grand Democrat

Vladimir Putin was quoted recently as claiming that he was the last true democrat in the world.  That nations such as the US, France, Germany, numerous ex-Soviet Block squalor holes, and the Republic of Kangata-Dupour, were mere totalitarian regimes in disguise.
 When I first read this I could only laugh, Putin, a democrat, come on.  Voice [...]

Nuclear Proliferation – Make the Bad Bomb go away, Mommy!

Alright, this is a topic that has ticked me off and frightened me for a long time, but I have yet to deal with it directly. Why are people in the world stupid enough to create a weapon that can kill millions with a single decision?
Ever since I was a child I have had dreams [...]