Is Hillary Still Alive?

 
I do not mean this in the political sense.
I do not mean this in the metaphorical sense.
I do mean this, however, in the most honest, inquisitive, postulating sense I could ever mean anything.
 
Is Hillary Clinton still alive?  You see, I have been gazing at the television screen and at the papers and billboard ads at [...]

The Reason I am not President

I sat around thinking today, and suddenly, as if out of the blue, I became infuriated.  Like Napoleon on crack, or Socrates with six Red Bulls, a Ho-Ho and some Wheat Thins, my mind surged and drove me on to delusional thoughts of my own grandiose importance.
 Why am I not president I thought.
Why the H#ll [...]

Ways to Appear Cool – Public Places

 
It recently dawned on me that the single most important thing in the lives of most people is to look cool.  Not simply, hey I bought some name brand clothes and paid $12 bucks at Great Clips for a new doo, type of a cool.  But really, truly, cool.  Like James Dean mixed with part [...]

AVP Reqiuem – The Lie!

AVP Requiem – The Lie!
 
I saw Aliens.
I saw Predator 2.
I played the game.
I saw Alien Resurrection, kind of.
I remember Arnold’s hair was red in that first Predator movie.
And that the Predator only hunted people who were armed.
I know face huggers take days to gestate inside a person.
And that a machine gun can take down an [...]