A Roach or a Spider

There can be only one…
A sole thought plagues me most nights.  A thought I dare not think.  An inhuman thought.  A thought that deals with bugs.  The question of which creature, loathsome and horrific though it may be, would have the greatest chance of surving a direct nuclear attack.  Which guts filled, splat monkey would ultimately [...]

Paris Hilton + Jail + Reality TV = The Inmate Life

Needless to say, this would be the greatest television show of all time.
 All time.  There, I said it twice, so now it has to be true.
 Paris Hilton is a socialite/heiress/billionaire-debutante to the ‘nth degree.  She dates and does whatever she wants, feels no remorse, and flaunts her luxurious blonde locks in the face of all [...]

Putin – The Grand Democrat

Vladimir Putin was quoted recently as claiming that he was the last true democrat in the world.  That nations such as the US, France, Germany, numerous ex-Soviet Block squalor holes, and the Republic of Kangata-Dupour, were mere totalitarian regimes in disguise.
 When I first read this I could only laugh, Putin, a democrat, come on.  Voice [...]