Alright, this is a topic that has ticked me off and frightened me for a long time, but I have yet to deal with it directly. Why are people in the world stupid enough to create a weapon that can kill millions with a single decision?
Ever since I was a child I have had dreams [...]
Entries from October 2006
October 20, 2006
Nuclear Proliferation – Make the Bad Bomb go away, Mommy!
October 20, 2006
In a World of Fat, be Skim
I see fat people everywhere.
I see them under my couch, eating french fries in garbage bins, flying north for the winter (so as not to lose weight), and herding cheese sticks into unmarked vans that are driven off by what appears to be an amorphous sack of pizza grease.
Recent news states that there are over [...]
October 17, 2006
N. Korea Nuke is Merely Giant Wad of Snap Pops
Pyongyang, North Korea
In a shocking news break from ace reporter, Skip Dafacs, it has been discovered that North Korea’s recent nuclear test was nothing more than a monstrous wad of snap pops dropped precariously from a 121 precipice in an old mine shaft outside the communist capital. Snap pops, snap pops!!! What the H#ll! These [...]
October 4, 2006
The Perfect Film – Step Three – Making Dough
I have never made a movie, but I have made a buck. And as the soft green smoothness of that George Washington crumpled and creased in my greedy fingers, I knew that money was a thing of beauty and paper was my friend.
Movies cost money. You have to pay for film crews, equipment, sets, actors, [...]
October 4, 2006
Mark Foley on How to Stretch the Truth
In recent days, many things have come to light about former Repulican congressman, Mark Foley. Things such as:
1.) He sent lurid messages to interns
2.) He suffers from alcoholism
3.) He was molested by a clergyman
4.) He is gay
Now before I go any further, and although I am not a resident voter in a select county in the state [...]
October 2, 2006
$100 Million Dollar Homes – Plan for it Now!
If I owned a home, a super-luxury home, it would be sweet.
The Drudge Report recently highlighted a new market trend of homes that are selling for more than $100 million dollars. I read this and guffawed. I read this and wondered, if my home is worth maybe $100,000 dollars, what could I add with appromately [...]
October 1, 2006
Squirrels + Crack = Transportation
Centuries ago, two men traipsed through a wood filled with creatures the likes of which their eyes had never seen. Creatures great and small, winged and fanged, creatures of all shapes and sizes. But one beast shone above all others, flaunting its prowess as king of the leaf bearing tree. Their conversation upon gazing at [...]
