Entries from January 2006

January 30, 2006

Ode to an Oompa Loompa

Death is a street corner I don’t like to frequent. And like so many slushies gulped down too quickly, the brain freeze it induces when given any amount of rational thought is enough to make any man beg for mercy.
I do not play with death and I do not call it brother, and I do [...]

January 16, 2006

Conquering Crapulent Nations

I have a friend who is going to a place.
A place he may not return from.
The place is far from the gold glittered coasts of Estados Unidos, and like so many drunken she-jackals, it is not tame. Civilization has not spread its greedy and corpulent hands out to strangulate the last remains of freedom that [...]

January 4, 2006

Bishmethius – Bringer of Fire

According to legend, thousands of years ago the gods bestowed the gift of fire to man by allowing a single being, Prometheus, to introduce it into the world. Many people do not know this story. Many do. Few really care. But last week something strange happened, something so odd and shocking that for a few [...]